"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature." We know who said it, right? Well, here you can disable Tinder, because there's a plethora of interesting and beautiful people on the Path. Relax your eyes and ears. If Sarah Jessica Parker has so much to tell about sex in the city, then I can tell you things about sex on El Camino. I have to say; bar toilets are very neat and clean. I can spend a fuckload of time in those toilets, because it's so nice. I can't spend a lot of time on bales of hay, though. It's a "bit" prickly and not at all romantic as movies try to tell you. Beaches have their charm. Though, I have to admit: churches are really something here, and "sleeping" in them is wild and unforgettable. There's only one thing I'll regret on my death bed: not doing it more. One time, Virgin Mary appeared to me.
You're beautiful, Mary, our Rose. You're cherished by the heavenly family and the angels sing to you, praising you. Ha, ha, just kidding. But that's a legit church song in Slovenia.
GOES FOR A PINT AND A SMOKE
WE KNOW WHY, DON'T WE?
If you want to know more about it, get me a drink in an original way.