MURDER ON EL CAMINO, PART 1

What are the rules of the "game" in albergos? Complete silence from 10 PM to 8 AM, then get the fuck out. I finally found a place where you have to sleep until 8 AM, otherwise you're screwed. And that's the reason I chose that albergo, because the forecast for tomorrow is "crappy", which means I can get up later - the sun won't be bugging me. Well, some of the hikers are hellbent on changing those rules. The French simply don't give a fuck. Those idiots get up at mental o'clock, which is alright if you can bugger off quietly. But those guys think they were sleeping in a center for the deaf! They set their clocks and themselves in the morning and they don't shut the hell up until 10. Jesus H. Christ! And since I couldn't care less, I opened my gob and told them twice - nicely! - that it was not the way to go and that they should mind their manners and respect everyone sleeping. By the way, the criminals in question were a holy trinity of retirees. As the French do, they pretended they didn't understand me, so I lost my goddamn marbles at 4:45 AM. I told them extremely clearly in slow-fucking-motion, as one does in the wee hours - in English: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! IF I HAVE TO ZIP IT AT 10 PM, THEN YOU WILL RESPECT THE QUIET TIME ALL THE WAY TO 8 AM. NOBODY WANTS TO SLEEP AT TEN, BUT EVERY BLOODY PERSON WANTS TO SLEEP AT 4:30. FUCK Y'ALL!"