Come, I’ll show you…
This version of homicide is slightly different, because this time around, there’s also an orchestra (read: snoring). Not that I can’t stand snoring, but when they amp it up to 20 (out of 10), it’s unbearable. Even earplugs don’t help anymore! There was a gentleman that happened to stay in the same albergos as me. I find it slightly egotistical: if you’re aware of your horrible snoring problem, then you simply don’t sleep in hostels with ten or more other people. And since one of the goals of this trip was getting some sleep, some psychological skirmishes occurred. And I was not the only one. We warned him all the time, but he couldn’t care less. So, what I did was find the worst possible snoring on YouTube and when it was action time, I took my JBL loudspeakers and put them by his ears. Gotta say, it took some time for him to wake up, which isn’t a big surprise, since he wasn’t awaken by his own snoring. He wasn’t happy that someone woke him up, but listen, pal, you’re not alone in the playground. The others cackled silently as they knew my plan and they condoned it, too. Packing a big ass loudspeaker doesn’t sound like a stupid idea anymore, does it? I was the one laughing the following morning, not him.
Sometimes it’s nice having a mirror in front of you.